Everyone loves to read jokes on WhatsApp, because WhatsApp became a part of our life and we all have to laugh every day or some big s.m.s. Keeps on making us laugh and also helps to remove our sadness. Whenever we wake up in the morning, first of all we check WhatsApp that a message has come many times. That message is the message of laughter which we read in our morning It is pleasant and the whole day is out of the goose, so here we have brought
jokes in English for WhatsApp status and share it with your friends and family on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. All the jokes are the latest collection of WhatsApp English jokes and we are sure you will love to read our WhatsApp jokes in English and hinglish language.
jokes in English for WhatsApp status and share it with your friends and family on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. All the jokes are the latest collection of WhatsApp English jokes and we are sure you will love to read our WhatsApp jokes in English and hinglish language.
Jokes in English for Whatsapp
(1) 😁😁Got a call from an unknown number you got married I said no and you?
The answer came, come home and then I tell you.😁😁
(2) 😁😁People talk with confidence
We Indians, even after locking, drag it and see if it is properly installed.😁
(3) Doctor, you are in dire need of rest😁
Giving a solution take this antidepressant with water for the best sound sleep.😁
(4) 😁Let's share the pain, today friends, put your finger in the door
I'll shout with you
Then you show it to your wife.😁😁
(5) 😋The man should be lazy. Because hardworking
So are donkeys.😋
(6) 😋Khadak Singh's rattle makes windows crackle
And a witch looks like a girl without makeup.😋
(7) 😋These people of the previous generation were also strange and some less
They were not setting antennas and would set up neighborhoods.😋
(8) 😋The girl who writes the girl's mobile number on the wall in the toilet should be jailed. Because not a single number is correct.😋
(9)😋 One morning I went to the washroom without a mobile
Then I came to know that half an hour's work is done in 5 minutes.😋
(10) 😋😋Are you sleeping science teacher
No, Sir is getting surrounded by Sir Gravity.
(11) 😋Girl today Papa saw me going on a motor bike with you
What happened then boy? 😋The girl was the one who was afraid.
Withdrew the bus rental money from me.
(12)😋 If you drink juice of spinach bitter gourd everyday.
So it will not only reduce your weight.😋
Rather your desire to live will also end.😋
(13) 😋Where are you girlfriends?
The boy is in the bank😋😋
Girlfriend So I need ₹ 8000 for new phone and ₹ 2000 for clothes.
The boy will drink blood in the blood bank.😋
(14) 😋What is happiness, brothers.
He is without a ticket in the train
And even if you do not hold TT, you get it.😋
(15)😋 When Jagawar car drivers and Ferrari in Punjabi songs
Girls also cheat on the drivers of the car.
Then what are you guys
You are just a platina and a hero Honda.
Now stay single and be happy.😋
(16) 😋The heart beats on every sound.
In these lines, Ghalib Saheb is trying to say that at this time he is sitting in Sulabh Toilet without latch.😋
(17)😋Let's share the pain today friends.
You put your finger in the door.
I'll shout with you.😋😋
(18) 😋The bus filled up with college girls boarding the bus.
And Pappu stayed down.
Conductor No More No More.😋😋
Pappu: Brother-in-law peacocked and when we came, no more.
(19)😋 There is a lot of storage space in the house.
But put it on my head.
Mummy has a favorite place.😋😋
(20) 😋Everyone was speaking on the photo of a girl on Facebook
Killer Killer ..................
I blocked the killer.😋
(21)😋 Postman played Door Bell.
A small child came out with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of beer in his hand.
Postman son Papa is at home.
Baby, what do you think when I see my father at home?😋
(22) 😋Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai:😋 Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
(23) 😋Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!😋
(24) 😋Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.😋
(25)😋Champu: Teri biwi mar gayi, dafnayega ya jalayega? Buntu:Samajh nahi aa raha. Champu: Meri maan, chance mat le, 😋jalakar, raakh ko dafna de!
(26)Champu😎😁 writing letter Buntu: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai Champu:Apne chote bhai ko likh raha hoon use jaldi padhna nahi aata.
(27) Buntu: 😎😁Shaadi ke bina aadmi adhura hai. Champu: Lekin shadi karte hi aadmi poora nahi hota, Khatam ho jata hai.
(28) Maa apne bete se kehti: 😎😁Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
(29)Munna : 😎😁Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
(30)A😎😁 policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions: Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?” Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya.
(31)Sardar : 😎😁What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
(32) 😎😁Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha: Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
(33) 😎😁Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?” Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.
(34)😁😎Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai? Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.
(35) 😎😎Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
(36) 😎Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.😎
(37) 😎Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai. Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi. Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi? Malkin:
😎Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
(38)😎😎Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai, khwaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na neend aati hai na khwaab aata hai.😎
(39)😎 Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai.
(40)😋😍 Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.😋😍
(41)😋😍 Ishq me yeh anjam paya hai, Haath pair toote muh se khoon aaya hai, Hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya "BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA".
(42) Raata nu neend na aave, 😋😍Din nu chain na aave, Jad main rab to puchya rabba ki ehi pyar hai? Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai.
(43) Ab Jab ghire Baadal Teri Yaad aayi,😋😍 Jhoom ke barsa Saawan Teri Yaad aayi, Bheega main lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi, Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautayi.
(44)Chand pe aapka Naam likhne ko jee chahta hai, 😋😍Par kya karu Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata haI, Doosri baat yeh ki yeh khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai.
(45) 😍Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,😋 Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?
(46)Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, 😋😍dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme mein.
(47)Zindagi Me Kabhi Tension Mat Lena, Bindas HoKe 😋😍I Love U Kehna, Agar Gulab Ke Badle Sandal Mile To Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana.
(48) 😋😍2 Aadmi kabrastan me 1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai.
(49) 😋😍pehla aadmi: mujhe bimari hai, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dusra aadmi: Aaisa kab hota hai? pehla aadmi: Phone per.
(50) 😋😍Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega.
The answer came, come home and then I tell you.😁😁
(2) 😁😁People talk with confidence
We Indians, even after locking, drag it and see if it is properly installed.😁
(3) Doctor, you are in dire need of rest😁
Giving a solution take this antidepressant with water for the best sound sleep.😁
(4) 😁Let's share the pain, today friends, put your finger in the door
I'll shout with you
Then you show it to your wife.😁😁
(5) 😋The man should be lazy. Because hardworking
So are donkeys.😋
(6) 😋Khadak Singh's rattle makes windows crackle
And a witch looks like a girl without makeup.😋
(7) 😋These people of the previous generation were also strange and some less
They were not setting antennas and would set up neighborhoods.😋
(8) 😋The girl who writes the girl's mobile number on the wall in the toilet should be jailed. Because not a single number is correct.😋
(9)😋 One morning I went to the washroom without a mobile
Then I came to know that half an hour's work is done in 5 minutes.😋
(10) 😋😋Are you sleeping science teacher
No, Sir is getting surrounded by Sir Gravity.
(11) 😋Girl today Papa saw me going on a motor bike with you
What happened then boy? 😋The girl was the one who was afraid.
Withdrew the bus rental money from me.
(12)😋 If you drink juice of spinach bitter gourd everyday.
So it will not only reduce your weight.😋
Rather your desire to live will also end.😋
(13) 😋Where are you girlfriends?
The boy is in the bank😋😋
Girlfriend So I need ₹ 8000 for new phone and ₹ 2000 for clothes.
The boy will drink blood in the blood bank.😋
(14) 😋What is happiness, brothers.
He is without a ticket in the train
And even if you do not hold TT, you get it.😋
(15)😋 When Jagawar car drivers and Ferrari in Punjabi songs
Girls also cheat on the drivers of the car.
Then what are you guys
You are just a platina and a hero Honda.
Now stay single and be happy.😋
(16) 😋The heart beats on every sound.
In these lines, Ghalib Saheb is trying to say that at this time he is sitting in Sulabh Toilet without latch.😋
(17)😋Let's share the pain today friends.
You put your finger in the door.
I'll shout with you.😋😋
(18) 😋The bus filled up with college girls boarding the bus.
And Pappu stayed down.
Conductor No More No More.😋😋
Pappu: Brother-in-law peacocked and when we came, no more.
(19)😋 There is a lot of storage space in the house.
But put it on my head.
Mummy has a favorite place.😋😋
(20) 😋Everyone was speaking on the photo of a girl on Facebook
Killer Killer ..................
I blocked the killer.😋
(21)😋 Postman played Door Bell.
A small child came out with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of beer in his hand.
Postman son Papa is at home.
Baby, what do you think when I see my father at home?😋
(22) 😋Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai:😋 Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
(23) 😋Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!😋
(24) 😋Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.😋
(25)😋Champu: Teri biwi mar gayi, dafnayega ya jalayega? Buntu:Samajh nahi aa raha. Champu: Meri maan, chance mat le, 😋jalakar, raakh ko dafna de!
(26)Champu😎😁 writing letter Buntu: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai Champu:Apne chote bhai ko likh raha hoon use jaldi padhna nahi aata.
(27) Buntu: 😎😁Shaadi ke bina aadmi adhura hai. Champu: Lekin shadi karte hi aadmi poora nahi hota, Khatam ho jata hai.
(28) Maa apne bete se kehti: 😎😁Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
(29)Munna : 😎😁Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
(30)A😎😁 policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions: Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?” Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya.
(31)Sardar : 😎😁What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
(32) 😎😁Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha: Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
(33) 😎😁Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?” Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.
(34)😁😎Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai? Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.
(35) 😎😎Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
(36) 😎Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.😎
(37) 😎Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai. Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi. Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi? Malkin:
😎Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
(38)😎😎Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai, khwaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na neend aati hai na khwaab aata hai.😎
(39)😎 Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai.
(40)😋😍 Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.😋😍
(41)😋😍 Ishq me yeh anjam paya hai, Haath pair toote muh se khoon aaya hai, Hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya "BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA".
(42) Raata nu neend na aave, 😋😍Din nu chain na aave, Jad main rab to puchya rabba ki ehi pyar hai? Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai.
(43) Ab Jab ghire Baadal Teri Yaad aayi,😋😍 Jhoom ke barsa Saawan Teri Yaad aayi, Bheega main lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi, Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautayi.
(44)Chand pe aapka Naam likhne ko jee chahta hai, 😋😍Par kya karu Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata haI, Doosri baat yeh ki yeh khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai.
(45) 😍Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,😋 Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?
(46)Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, 😋😍dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme mein.
(47)Zindagi Me Kabhi Tension Mat Lena, Bindas HoKe 😋😍I Love U Kehna, Agar Gulab Ke Badle Sandal Mile To Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana.
(48) 😋😍2 Aadmi kabrastan me 1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai.
(49) 😋😍pehla aadmi: mujhe bimari hai, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dusra aadmi: Aaisa kab hota hai? pehla aadmi: Phone per.
(50) 😋😍Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega.
