Before we begin, we want to make it clear that we have nothing against your mother. We have never met a woman, but she seems to be a gentle, caring, and wonderful parent.
All the jokes you are about to read are definitely not about your beloved mother, they are flawless and the best human being they have ever been. all the yo mama jokes are only for laughing purposes and not related to any human being.
(2) Yo Mama is so fat, I took her last Christmas photo and she is still printing.
(3) Yo Momma is so fat, she went to the beach and a whale swims and sings "You are fatter than me but we are family."
(4) Yo Momma was so ugly when she tried to participate in a dirty contest that they said: "Sorry, there are no professionals.
(5) yo mama is starting jogging to reduce fat, but how he stopped her to need daily energy requirement.
(6) I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilder beast.
(7) I took yo Momma to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. The doctor tells me she's contracted 'Tony'.
(8) If Yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister.
(9) I was apologizing for talking about Yo Momma...I should know better...hell,
I don't even know the Man.
(10) No seriously, under all that hair yo Momma is really a Saint....a Saint Bernard!
(11) Oi, Yo needs to tell Yo Mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
(12) Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, no one laughed, but the earth cracked.
(13) Yo mama is so fat when she sat on Walmart, she cut the prices.
(14) Yo mama is so vid idiot, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
(15) Yo Mama is fat and she doesn’t need the internet because she already has it all over the world.
(16) Yo mama is so idiot, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
(17) Yo Mama is like a library that is open to the public.
(18) yo mama so stinking that a skunk smelled her butts and passed out.
(19) Yo mama is so idiot, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
(20) Yo mama is so ugly that when she took a bath, water popped out of her.
(21)Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
All the jokes you are about to read are definitely not about your beloved mother, they are flawless and the best human being they have ever been. all the yo mama jokes are only for laughing purposes and not related to any human being.
Yo mama jokes:
(1) Yo Mama is so fat that when she was found on a large scale she said, "I want your weight, not your phone number."
(2) Yo Mama is so fat, I took her last Christmas photo and she is still printing.
(3) Yo Momma is so fat, she went to the beach and a whale swims and sings "You are fatter than me but we are family."
(4) Yo Momma was so ugly when she tried to participate in a dirty contest that they said: "Sorry, there are no professionals.
(5) yo mama is starting jogging to reduce fat, but how he stopped her to need daily energy requirement.
(6) I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilder beast.
(7) I took yo Momma to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. The doctor tells me she's contracted 'Tony'.
(8) If Yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister.
(9) I was apologizing for talking about Yo Momma...I should know better...hell,
I don't even know the Man.
(10) No seriously, under all that hair yo Momma is really a Saint....a Saint Bernard!
(11) Oi, Yo needs to tell Yo Mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
(12) Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, no one laughed, but the earth cracked.
(13) Yo mama is so fat when she sat on Walmart, she cut the prices.
(14) Yo mama is so vid idiot, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
(15) Yo Mama is fat and she doesn’t need the internet because she already has it all over the world.
(16) Yo mama is so idiot, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
(17) Yo Mama is like a library that is open to the public.
(18) yo mama so stinking that a skunk smelled her butts and passed out.
(19) Yo mama is so idiot, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
(20) Yo mama is so ugly that when she took a bath, water popped out of her.
(21)Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
